Time for me to go sailing

         What pisses me off more than anything!  A child who says to his father, " You are the reason I am what I am"! Like: I should have been born in Hawaii!   And then this youngster says things like, because, because; and for the sake of the english language I will not use all the things that my father taught me, like grammmer, enunciation and simple courtisies, that somehow I took for granted!   I threw my son on cushions in the forepeak of a very small boat that had a slip in Berkley, Calif....  My daughter was life jacketed and my wife was along for the ride. It was a guys small boat that doubted it could sail! It was a small test.  Great little boat but.... Our boat was  near " The Sardine Can" at the time.  We used to walk and check out that marina and sail boats when the many people we had met allowed us to take their boat out!!,, since so few who can afford to own their boat, can't afford to sail!  Back to my brat son!   He wants to go to Hawaii.  Why knot?  I did and have!  This is where he is right.  It is time for me to hit the water running, again!  My son has a choice?  It is his to make. Hawaii or Sacramento?  What?  Before the mast or aft, his call.  I, personally, have given to my son and daughter what my father gave to me. Here it is, I think it is ...........title